We both technically speak English... But the Poms and us Aussies have a very different way of going about it... So we've done the translations for you.l
Geezer - A bloke
Do one's nut - Getting pissed off
Bird - Young woman
Mortal - Drunk
The Gaffer - The boss (or your wife)
Gutted - Disappointed
Lag - A convict (or an Aussie)
Honk - Spew or vomit
Nob - Person with a high social status or a snob
Rozzer - A copper
Bollocks - Useless Sh*t
Spend a penny - To use the toilet
Tosser - Idiot
Chuffed - Happy or pleased
Barmy - crazy or insane
Ace - You little beauty
Grub - food
Kip - sleep
Snog - Kiss
Madting - Something that's awesome
Innit - to agree with someone/something