It's not often a team loses a game to decide the minor premiership after the siren from 44 points up.
And didn't 'Max from Melbourne' know it?
That was who we thought called up before Billy had an opportunity to tell his joke...
...and turns out it was TODD FROM BARWON HEADS!
"I've just got a phoner idea for you, actually," he suggested.
"When have you blown a 44-point lead UNUSUAL?! IT'S TODD FROM BARWON HEADS!
"THEY LEARNT HOW TO CHOKE FROM YOU BILL! PORT BY 12 GOALS ON THE WEEKEND!"