JB's Instagram is completely off-tap.
Triple M's own James Brayshaw is either the king of hashtags or an absolute #cocksmack - you decide.
Here is an example of his work:
#punterandslatstiny #unluckiestfishinthebay #brownycalminginfluence #fossandinowhere #howgooddoesjimlook #lisaprettynutstoo #daylightsavingsisgold #easywhenyourpractising #visacardhasblownup #everyothertouristis100 #italyisinsanelygood #suckedinjim #notbotheringoldmate #myriglikedavidonlybigger #excitedbottle #jimindominatingform #howcooltheopentopcabs #hatdoingplenty #lovewhentheyshutthedoors #wattsyusedtolookafterme #bestcricketgearbyfar #awesome4simmobtw #theydontwantabarofit #gotabitofDKLilleeabouthim #threehugeunits #dadtheyoungestinthephoto #whyisntheatschool #nothardtobefunnierthanfat #luckiestgirlinAUS #sheswonlotto #betterthrutheballthandad #letsmeknowaboutittoo #wevedisappearedupourownarse #staggeringoverreaction #lightenupitsagame #mymatescangetf #nutsofficiallyfrozen #snuckthrutothekeeper #sheseriouslyrubbeditintoo #jimverygoodatdoingbuggerall #bristlewoundrightup #brownynotsurewhereheis #fatlookslikeasnowman #onlyabitsadhesahawksfan #faceactuallycantchange #threehoursofkipmissed #literallykickingoffthedew #thinkshesnatfyfe #melbourneproperlyrocks #lisasbeertwiceasbig #imsaddledwithfatforanotheryear #fatalreadyannoyingme #sadlydraggingmyarsehome #staggeringlybeautiful #alltimeplaceqtown #minutesawayfromgettingrightonit #rubberdogshitoutofhongkong #you2charactersrgoingtoTopGun #wheresmycoolhelmet #backwhenBoofhadhair #addingsomemuchneededeyecandy #theywonlottoatbirththesetwo #completelynutscourse #destinedfortopfive #leadsingerofloverboy #Molloyverydusty #ialwayscomeoffsecondbest He also attempted a number of hashtags that had symbols inside them - making them invalid. Here they are: #global&trending #100%havenoideawhatimdoing #upup&away #remindingtheboysof96&99 #arch&colbypretenders #twosuperstars&fat And finally, here is JB's finest work. All his references to either being airborne soon, or currently being airborne: #jimabouttobeairborne #jimproperlyairborne #jimairborne #jimstillairborne #jimtotallyairborne #jimnowproperlyflying While you're here, this is some classic audio from The Rush Hour:JB's 79 Original Hashtags from 2018:
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