Someone Tried To Smuggle $18 Million Worth Of Cocaine Into Prison In Bananas

Stupidity?


17 November 2018

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Two Texan prison guards were completely shocked when a shipment of bananas was nothing like they thought.

45 of the boxes contained a special secret.

"One of the boxes felt different than the others," a spokesperson for the Texan Department of Criminal Justice said.

"Inside, under a bundle of bananas, he found another bundle.

"Inside that? What appeared to be a white powdery substance."

The substance was tested and it was found to be cocaine, a shitload of cocaine.

According to the department, they found 540 packages of cocaine with a street value of nearly $USD18 million.

"Sometimes, life gives you lemons. Sometimes, it gives you bananas,” the spokesperson continued.

"And sometimes, it gives you something you'd never expect."