Our Melbourne Newsreader Has Been Running De Kock Gags On The News All Day

Some quality pun work


8 March 2018

Rudi Edsall

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As you can imagine, the stoush between David Warner and Quinton de Kock has been a godsend for puns.

Triple M Melbourne newsreader Joseph Ogilvie has taken full advantage, running several gags on de Kock’s surname in the news.

He first went on the 4pm bulletin:

“The opener denied rubbing de Kock up the wrong way”

He went again at 5pm:

“Dave Warner doesn’t reckon he’ll get a rise out of de Kock again”

And then on the last bulletin of the day at 6:

“Warner would have preferred de Kock gave him a spray to his face”

Triple M: where even the newsreaders take the piss.