Mason Cox's Twitter account really has hit must-follow status.
The Collingwood big man is live tweeting the Brownlow Medal tonight, and already he's had a few things to say.
Aside from asking whether Jason Johannisen spends more time getting his hair done than his missus, Cox chimed in with some rippers when the count actually started.
"Wait don't tell me Gil just calls out votes for the next 3 hours. #alreadybored #coxycomments," he wrote.
"Man I really thought 1 touch and a suspension would get me at least one vote in round 1. #coxycomments"