There are some experiences that only a man like Gus Worland can say they've lived through - and this is definitely one of them.
Recent stories of school formals being shut down reminded our Gussy of a frankly ridiculous situation from his own formal, involving his best mate and - wait for it - a Playboy centrefold.
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Then there was some confusion about cousins; it's really better you listen to the whole thing, actually.
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