We've just trawled through Captain Paul's jokes for season 2018, and it's fair to say that our Christmas break can't come quick enough after subjecting ourselves to that.
Sharing is caring however, and with that in mind, here are 10 of Captain Paul's best (worst) jokes for the year.
You have been warned... Proceed with caution!
1. The Police Joke
2. The Criminal Joke
3. The Zoo Joke
4. The Star Wars Joke
5. The Poker Playing Dog Joke
6. The Burnt Pizza Joke
7. The Boy George Joke
8. The Igloo Joke
9. The Dire Straits Joke
10. The Reef Joke
If you got to the end of this page... congratulations... surely there is some sort of medal or reward you're in line for?
We secretly sort of love how bad Captain Paul's jokes are, and the good (bad) news is that he's back in 2019 with more of the same. You have been warned.
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Written by: @dantheinternut